One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar.
So the bartender follows the man’s orders and serves everyone a free round of drinks.
Upon hearing the drunk say he has no money, the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night, the same drunk drops in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender.
The bartender believes the drunk man and serves everyone their drinks, only to find out that the man has no money again. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night, the drunk appears in the bar again. This time, he orders drinks for all except the bartender.
"What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender.
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